Holiday Fic Prompts
i could make a list of holiday fic prompts… so i did make a list of holiday fic prompts. hit me up with imagine requests!! or use this yourself!!!
(feel free to substitute in specific holidays; i didn’t want to accidentally exclude anything.)1. “Mistletoe is a classic prank.” “It’s not a prank! It’s a time bomb!”
2. “Gingerbread and eggnog does not constitute a meal.”
3. “Santa wouldn’t like that kind of language…” “Santa isn’t fucking real.”
4. “Help me with the holiday lights?”
5. “This year, we will be using a plastic tree to avoid a repeat of the Great Pine Needle Fiasco of ‘09.”
6. “Merry Christmas!” “Not Christian, but thanks for playing.”
7. “You’re not allowed to dab, whip, or do any kind of dance today. It would be blasphemous.”
8. “Are you barefoot… in the snow?”
9. “Only rules of family dinner: No shirt, no shoes, no service, and don’t ask about my second cousin.”
10. “He’s my drunkle, i.e. my drunk uncle.”
11. “I really love you guys. Like a lot. You’re like my family.” “That would be the eggnog speaking.”
12. “So happy holidays! Whichever ones you celebrate! Or if you don’t celebrate any, that’s cool too! But it’s okay if—” “Thanks, man. You can stop now.”
13. “It’s the last day of school! Look festive!” “Ho ho ho.”
14. “You’re a real Scrooge, you know that?” “Bah, humbug.”
15. “I’ve never found someone who loves the holidays as much as I do.”
16. “Who shoved a pine tree up your ass?”
17. “What do you mean you can’t go home for the holidays?”
18. “What do you mean you’re not coming home for the holidays?”
19. “Guys, this is Steve. He’ll be spending the holidays with us.” “That is a raccoon.”
20. “So it’s time for the Annual Holiday Disney Marathon.”
21. “Peppermint eggnog cheesecake is a tradition!” “We have literally never done this before.”
22. “So who invited them to holiday dinner?” “I don’t think anyone did. They just sort of appeared in the kitchen and started helping to cook.”
23. “Canceled flight?” “Canceled flight.”
24. “It’s the holidays! You don’t have work today!” “Just because my boss is lazy doesn’t mean I am.”
25. “Will you be my New Year’s kiss?”